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Lighting Analysis and Pedestrian Intervention
Location: West Campus

SOA :: THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS AT AUSTIN


4:35 p.m.
sunday has never been a good day for me. my dad left us on a sunday. i broke my leg on a sunday. my dog of thirteen years died on a sunday. and finally, my would be fiancé just dumped me…on a sunday. there is nothing left inside of me. i just want to end it all. my life is over. i might as well make it official.
i live in little neighborhood in austin, tx just off of rio grande. i’ve always lacked an imagination so the best way i can think to kill myself is to step in front of a car. i’ve heard of people being run over by the ut buses, being hit by inattentive drivers, or even clipped by bikers (not killed, of course). if it could happen to them, it could happen to me.
4:45 p.m.
so, on this gloomy sunday i decide to walk down to the intersection of rio grande and 12th street. i figure the best way to get hit is to go to a busy intersection.
i’m here. i’m at the intersection. i’ve been standing here for ten seconds and i’ve already seen four cars fly by. those seem like good numbers to me. now all i have to do is get hit by a car. i figure the best way to get hit is to stand in the middle. i’ll do it. i just have to work up the nerve.
4:52 p.m.
two runners are jogging toward the intersection. probably shouldn’t try to off myself with pedestrian traffic. they might try to stop me or save my life and that’s the last thing that i want. i’ll wait a few minutes until i’m out of their view.
4:54 p.m.
no pedestrians. a couple of motorcycles. both yellow. that’s kind of weird. a handful of bikers. they wouldn’t try to stop me. not a single person has looked at me since i’ve been on this corner. i guess now is the time to dance with the cars.
4:56 p.m.
standing in the middle of the median and it seems like everyone is driving around me. it seems like everyone is staying straight. absolutely no one is turning through the median. it must be a sign. i’ll wait a few more minutes.
4:57 p.m.
two girls just walked up to the corner. one black girl and one mexican. looks like they’re waiting for the bus. buses don’t run on sundays. why is she looking up at the moonlight tower? the black girl just pulled out what looks like a sketchbook. oh no. they just noticed me. the mexican girl is taking pictures. what kind of person takes pictures of someone trying to kill themselves? is that girl sketching me? does she see the pain in my eyes? probably not. she’s kind of far. the black girl is screaming something at me. what is she saying? i can’t really hear her over the traffic, or lack thereof now. what is she saying? looks like the mexican is crossing the street. i should probably move. i don’t want her to get hit. traffic is waning. i might as well take a break.
4:57:32
that car got really close! i could feel the heat of the radiator on my leg. now would be a good time to run.
4:57:59
on the curb!
5:00 p.m.
the two girls are heather and marissa. turns out that they are architecture students at the university and they are perched at the corner of rio grande and 12th street for an assignment. something about the moonlight tower. i don’t understand. i don’t think they do either. i take a peek at heather’s sketchbook, she’s taking tallies of how many cars, bikers, mopeds, and walkers move through the intersection. no wonder i haven’t been hit yet. not too many people. maybe this isn’t the best way to commit suicide.
5:05 p.m.
even though this is the weirdest thing i’ve ever done, i’ve decided to sit here and count cars with heather. she and marissa seem really happy, and it might be rubbing off on me. maybe.
5:07 p.m.
heather is getting kind of restless. and maybe a little upset. one guy has driven through the intersection three times. heather seems to think that he is messing with her statistics. she has decided to name call him marcus. marissa thinks he looks more like a curtis. marissa laughs.
5:08 p.m.
why doesn’t anyone drive through the intersection south on rio grande?
5:08:12 p.m.
a moped!
5:10 p.m.
i kind of need to pee. so i say goodbye to the girls. i’m kind of tired. i guess i won’t kill myself today. i can put it off a couple of days.

The Moonlight tower, located on the corner of Nueces and W. 22nd street, illuminates the desolate streets of west campus as students are at home resting. awaiting yet another beautiful day of classes.
The Student...The Officer of the Law (aka meter maid)...
Although an officer of the law on a technicality, this man takes full advantage of any opportunity to exert his authority. From the depths of the underworld, he lurks around street corners casually sneaking from meter to meter. This meter maid has found a new victim. The absent-minded student neglected to refill the meter, when he decided to dine on campus after his morning class, and now his car falls to the fate of an expired parking meter. Upon observing this parking meter, the officer shows no sympathy and swiftly withdraws a small black booklet from his back pocket. Writing down a few notes, he firmly slides the slip of paper beneath the windshield of the students car. Although the meter maid is seen as just an annoyance to most he plays an integral role in the survival and functioning of the graceful parking meter.
This little creature knows little of a life seperate from the urban fabric that is engulfing the Austin area. Well experienced in human interaction, this squirrel shows no fear at the site of man and automobiles, but instead crawls nearer in hope of food. To him the parking meter is just another of many "urban trees" that overpopulate the area. The urban squirrel scurries up and down the pole of the parking meter in order to burn all the calories he has accumulated over the winter, because the urban squirrel knows the advantages of staying fit. He will also use the parking meter in the daily games of chase that he organizes amongst his friends.
Here is the writing on the page since you prob can't read that!:THE TEACHER
A design teacher enters his class’s studio in Goldsmith on the
“Good afternoon everyone, could we gather for a minute?” The students scurry from their various corners in the room to stand in a semi circle about him. “I have a funny story, some good news and some bad news for you all. We will start with the funny story. So, as all of you know, I love my coffee very much. And like any other normal day, I made my cup at my house today, fixed it up and left to come here. And for the record, I was going to be on time. Anyways, I was walking down 22nd towards the architecture buildings just minding my own business. I am sure you all know of the new apartment building that was just finished down the road; I hadn’t really given it any attention before today and what not so I sort of looked at it and pondered it as I continued to walk. I had heard of the architect before but I was not at all familiar with any of his work. So you all know, I would not in anyway, ever recommend him to anyone… As I crossed the street, I took a sip of my coffee and continued to look up at the structure until BOOOOOM. For a reason I didn’t know at the time, I was watching my coffee pour out of its cup onto the street…. At eye level. I wondered for a second why in the world I would be seeing the street and my fallen coffee at eye level. Then I looked down. I had fallen into an open manhole!!” The class roars with laughter for a few seconds as he professor tries to regain their attention. “I had not even seen the safety cones or the workers, much less the open manhole in the midst of my thought about this truly bland building! One of the worker men was kind enough to come over and help me out of the hole, but it took the two of us a bit to find the shoe I had lost when I fell into the hole. Which is great for you guys, because I am an hour late for our desk critiques. What is even BETTER for you guys, is that I am leaving for the rest of the day to visit the doctor and make sure I am alright.” A happy tone of chatter fluttered through the room with the thought of a free summer day. “But, the bad news is, I have an assignment for you guys that you will find very difficult without me here to explain… but, hey, that’s architecture school! Good luck guys- see you tomorrow.” The professor left the room as quickly as he had come allowing each of the students to begin their weekend early. All because of a manhole.
THE DRIVER
A young girl is driving to work around 3:30 PM on a Wednesday morning. She has her cell phone glued to her ear as she talks to her closest friend and is paying little attention the life going on outside of her Mercedes. She turns onto
Girl: Oh my gosh, you have to be kidding me!
Friend: What’s wrong?
Girl: I am already late for work and this idiotic worker man is telling me to stop. GOSH! What do I do know? I am on a one way so I cant turn around.
Friend: Gosh, that sucks, why are they stopping you?
Girl: I don’t know, Urgh- I keep honking at him, but something is happening on the ground.
(Pause)
Girl: Weird, there is a man climbing out of a man hole!
Friend: WHAT??! What do you think he was doing down there? Is he alright? Do you think he is a supervisor or something?
Girl: Haha, no he is wearing slacks and a button down and carrying a coffee: he looks like a teacher from UT or something like that, but I dunno.
Friend: Well, honk and ask the worker what is going on. You know that the boss will kill you if you are late again. I can’t believe I got you this job and you are late all the time.
Girl: Shut up! That is so unfair. You don’t even have a job right now, so don’t lecture me on how I handle mine!
Friend: Well, I am just saying, it looks bad for me when you…
Girl: OOOh- hold on, one of the guys is coming to talk to me! I am gonna go, I will call you later and let you know.
As the girl hangs up her phone, a man in an orange construction hat asks her to roll down her window.
Worker: Excuse me ma’am, I apologize for the hold up, but we are having to do some survey work in this particular sewer. A man just fell into the hole and that’s why we had to stop you. However, there is enough room on the side so we can let you pass.
Girl: Is he alright?
Worker: Yes ma’am, he appears to be fine. You can go ahead and pass by the flagger now. Have a nice day.
Girl: Thank you.
THE WORKER
A middle aged man sits down at his desk at a local construction company’s headquarters to write a summary of his day in his personal log. It had been an extremely long Friday for the construction worker and his frustration with his job showed through in his writing.
January 19, 2007
My three man crew and I began our day working on pipelines near a new apartment construction site as usual. The site was near the corner of 22nd and
ark. As I approached the start, a girl ran directly across the path, chasing a stray soccer ball her boyfriend had kicked too hard just to get a good laugh as she ran to try and catch it in vain. After she finally got the ball, she tried unsuccessfully, to get him back by counter-kicking it too hard but it just flew off in a random direction and thus she was forced to run after it once again. It was absolutely pitiful but they seemed to be thoroughly enjoying themselves in the cool evening air, taking in the beauty of the skyline and just enjoying the outside. Eventually they tired and settled on the massive boulder located in the center of the park, cuddling and peering across town lake to the ever shifting urban metropolis that is Austin.
irl in the group looked off towards downtown and said something unintelligible to another member of the group, to which the woman responded by pointing at the UT Tower, as if she were answering her question. When the group reached an especially muddy portion of earth, they veered further off the path to avoid getting the stroller stuck. In the process, they cut off a young girl in a Rasta hat walking north towards Town Lake. She paused politely, but quickly made up for lost time after they passed by running a few steps ahead. The group eventually intersected the pathway where it hit the parking lot and shuffled into a large minivan, concluding their relaxing day at the park.
However, it was interesting to note how far from the parking lot people ventured before veering off in their own directions. This particular group settled right in the middle of all the action. It became apparent that these teenagers were very loud, hyper, and simply enjoying being in Zilker Park on such a beautiful day. The Rasta girl seemed slightly more withdrawn than her peers, and chose to stand on the outside of the mayhem as her friends kicked a soccer ball to one another. She and another girl set down together and shared headphones as Rasta girl played her favorite I Tunes for her friend. Eventually, they all settled in the grass staring towards downtown, laughing and talking about how much fun they had together in the park that day. 
